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Q:how are yooou today c:

pr0spekt

Pleased.

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Q:<3!! hello!!!!

pr0spekt

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badluckbreak:

generalbombshell replied to your post: Did she forget about me?

I had to make arrangements with my new position. We will leave soon.

I’m sure you’re buuusy w-with that whole new position. Couldn’t we just stay here? ghghzhzgz O-or better yet, couldn’t I just stay here?! You wouldn’t have to d-deal with me!

No.

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If I see either of you in Decepticon territory again I’ll offline you.

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It’s as though I hear an insect buzzing about.

buyandlargebot:

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buyandlargebot:

Gheh!

/RIPS AN ARM OFF/

NNGHh—! /body jerks in your grasp/

/holds by a leg/

/uses you like a club/

/smashes desk/

/and that expensive looking pile of things in the corner/

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It’s as though I hear an insect buzzing about.

buyandlargebot:

Gheh!

/RIPS AN ARM OFF/

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It’s as though I hear an insect buzzing about.

buyandlargebot:

generalbombshell:

buyandlargebot:

generalbombshell:

buyandlargebot:

generalbombshell:

But it’s so very small that I just can’t make out what its tiny voice could be speaking of.

Probably because your head reminds me of a chipped, turned over bowl. Must be hard to hear anything with that thing on your buff, mechly shoulders Unga.

I seem to have taken a wrong turn and ended up in your office. 

HAHA, FATTY CAN’T FIT THROUGH THE DOOR!

/SCREEEEEECCCHHHH that was the metal being peeled back/

What was that?

/sitting calmly at his desk/

I said—/clears throat/

you’re the equivalent to an ancient swine. Stupid, ugly, and unable to function in advanced society. I would rather use your bulky, fat body as a crane to build Cybertron than LOOK at it any longer than I already have.

Madame, you are simply the ugliest thing I have ever laid optics on and I see over 600 thousand clients a stellar cycle.

If you could please slither back to your pig pen, I would most appreciate it.

/GRABS/

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It’s as though I hear an insect buzzing about.

buyandlargebot:

generalbombshell:

buyandlargebot:

generalbombshell:

But it’s so very small that I just can’t make out what its tiny voice could be speaking of.

Probably because your head reminds me of a chipped, turned over bowl. Must be hard to hear anything with that thing on your buff, mechly shoulders Unga.

I seem to have taken a wrong turn and ended up in your office. 

HAHA, FATTY CAN’T FIT THROUGH THE DOOR!

/SCREEEEEECCCHHHH that was the metal being peeled back/

What was that?

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It’s as though I hear an insect buzzing about.

buyandlargebot:

generalbombshell:

But it’s so very small that I just can’t make out what its tiny voice could be speaking of.

Probably because your head reminds me of a chipped, turned over bowl. Must be hard to hear anything with that thing on your buff, mechly shoulders Unga.

I seem to have taken a wrong turn and ended up in your office. 

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    • #/say that to my face not online fucker and see what happens/
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It’s as though I hear an insect buzzing about.

But it’s so very small that I just can’t make out what its tiny voice could be speaking of.

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